Marilee

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  • I am 46

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I just always found horny a little juvenile. Locker-room talk for the middle-school set.

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People are horny, thirsty and getting VERY frustrated during isolation. Social distancing means putting your Tinder dates, one night stands and committed relationships on the back burner and having to invest in some quality alone time. Sales of sex toys have risen by 13 per cent in the UK so clearly people are finding something to satisfy themselves.

Some people are using quarantine to reflect on when their last decent shag was and their regrets at not being more of a hoe. No one is getting any, so we may as well as come together and despair over our pitiful sex lives. Me hiding from the military otw to get some dick pic.

Me at my next dick appointment pic. The best part of this quarantine self-isolation stuff is that, for the first time, there are truly horny singles in my area. Day 2 of social distancing.

Saw a picture of my bf as a baby. Cried at the thought of what it would be like to hold that baby.

Got horny for him as an adult. We doing "my parents have coronavirus" thirst traps now?

Standing at the window on day 5 of self-quarantine pic. Lydia Venn.

The dick is worth it tbf Me hiding from the military otw to get some dick pic. If we ever survive Me at my next dick appointment pic. You lasted four days? End of the world and still no one is interested me during self isolation getting ready to post thirst traps and horny post even tho i know no ones gonna slide in my DMs pic.

Need to focus on the bigger picture coronavirus: exists my horny ass: pic. Just slightly messed up Day 2 of social distancing.

Find Jesus people i know quarantine is prompting many people to masturbate and engage in sexual activities and I am kindly asking you all to stop. The side effect of isolation no one needed Quarantine really got me texting these mfs back — lulu llourdess6 March 18, Mood for the next few months Standing at the window on day 5 of self-quarantine pic.

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